Light it Up, Beyotch!

All that means is that I'm going to attempt to put up some Christmas lights...before Christmas is over. I'm sure there will be something humorous, or sad, to write about my experience.

Parental Tip #37:

When in the course of trying to be a fun mom, if you ever find yourself saying, "Shoot me in the forehead with the Nerf gun...," stop yourself before you get hit. At close range, Nerf suction cup bullets hurt--and will most certainly leave a red mark.