DH: Ten people got laid off at work today.
Me: Oh, dude. That sucks!
DH: I did get to have lunch at 555, though.
Me: Aww, dude. That rocks!
Me: Carter broke two bowls today and dumped an entire bag of Doritos on the floor.
DH: I'm sorry honey.
Me: I didn't have to clean up lumpy milk vomit, though! [clicks heels together with glee]
DH: The glass is always half full, isn't it?
Me: Yes, except for the one Carter broke yesterday. It was empty.
FIN.
Oh, that I had a DH to have that kind of conversation with.
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