Caprese Charisee

I just got done pulling up some old basil plants from my backyard garden box. Now, whenever I get a whiff of my hands, I can't help but thinking that I should eat them with some sliced tomatoes, mozarella, and a drizzle of olive oil.

Italian self-cannibalism--it's a good thing.

Efficiency

I take three pills every morning: birth control (to keep me from getting pregnant), Wellbutrin (to keep me from going crazy), and Hydroxycut (to keep me from getting fat). One would think the first one would handle all three problems.

The End.