[Upon giving Carter a root beer float]
Carter, you have to sit at the table with your root beer float.
Why come I have to sit at the table?
Because the computer is on the counter, and if you sit on the bar stools you could spill your root beer float on the computer.
What happens if I spill on the computer?
Well, it would break the computer.
And it would get electrocuted?
Yes, you could get electrocuted.
What happens if I get electrocuted?
Well, you could get burned really bad.
How come electrocuted burns you?
Because it's dangerous.
Does electrocuted make you die?
Yes, if it's bad it could make you die.
Why come electrocuted makes you die?
Because when you're electrocuted your heart stops.
Oh. When somebody electrocute you do you have to go in somebody else's room?
Ummm, I guess it would be safer if you went in somebody else's room.
But, Mom, electrocuted would happen too fast.
[slurps root beer]
Mom, I don't like this show. (Fairly Odd Parents)
Okay, I'll change it.
Mom, what's the name of Scooby Doo?
Scooby Doo.
Mom, do you like the straw show?
Straw show? I don't even know what that is?
You know what it is. It called the Straw Show. Like when all the straws walk.
[My brain spills out my ears]
TECH SUPPORT! TECH SUPPORT!
FIN
HAHAHAHAHA! I can't believe you have never seen the Straw Show! All the straws walk, its magical! Actually, I've never heard of it either. Slurp.
ReplyDeleteI guess we're nerd buckets. It seems that The Straw Show is all the rage with the cool kids. We should one up them and make our own show, The Plastic Utensils Show. In fact, I even have plastic utensils written down on my grocery list--soooooo, we'll have easy access to the "talent".
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