Housewifery Tip #312

Dirty dish rags, if left alone in the washing machine long enough, will magically make your entire house smell like a pungent blend of sour milk and rotten broccoli.

The Best Part

Waking up to the sound of my sons' laughter is the best. Folgers ain't got nothing on that.

Light it Up, Beyotch!

All that means is that I'm going to attempt to put up some Christmas lights...before Christmas is over. I'm sure there will be something humorous, or sad, to write about my experience.